POPS - "A Glamour Don't" |
Former Greater Reading Open Award
winner (most honest golfer, biggest hazard, closest to clubhouse, ladies
division runner-up among other distinguished awards) bails out of this year's open to try
his luck at local theatrical productions. Let's hope he is better at acting than
golf - cause he really sucks at golf. |
Meats before he found out Burnsie kicked him out of his
foursome. Meats helping burnsie out of his car after
finding out he was cut. |
Another
picture perfect swing |
Trying
to take a divot at Twin Ponds could have disastrous results.
Click here for reverse angle replay. |
During
last years championship round, the rat had quite a few beverages which caused his plumbing
to back up. HE took care of the situation much like
he does in his front yard. |
Opening
line has rat as a long shot for this year's open - rumor has it he has been spending to
much time at the 19th hole |
Ads finally learns how to use the timer on his new
camera. Nice wall Ads! |
Keep
your kids off CRACK!!!! For bonus points - name
that crack. |
Pops - giving burnsie the "thumbs up" or
something like that. |
Rat overcomes some difficult sand shots to win the open |
Ads
- Imitation is the highest form of flattery |
Karen
"eat me" Tortellini says - if you take that thing
out you better be ready to use it. |
Look
at the size of Oki's club |
Never
play poker with the Howard boys - just ask Burnsie |
| The MVP of every Reading
Open |
Pops and Burnsie
showing off |
Donovan likes it on top |
Ed cheater Burns
before he packed on an extra 100 pounds. Ed after
a good meal |
| Nobody likes this guy more
than himself |
Don't forget the poker game |
Dum and Dummer or click here for a solo of Dum |
Dick McCoy - before
he dicks you |
| Burnsie's most effective
club |
The Graterford foursome on
furlough |
| Burnsie scores 2
hookers after winning 1987 reading Open Champion |
Burnsie loses
1988 Reading open and reduces celebration to 1 hooker. |
| Wolfie collects his
closest to the pin money after camping out at the 18th hole for 2 hours to make sure
nobody cheated. Coincidentally, this was the only year the last foursome failed to
win the cash money |
Jimi "no past"
Lynham ( if you look closely you can see the Norton hat) celebrates another most
honest golfer award as Mike "pussywhipped" Hooven makes a rare appearance and
wins some bogus award. In the background is Mark
"slam" Dunkin just hours before his incarceration at the hands of Ridley's
finest |
| Ridley Vo-tech golf
outing |
I'm Tiger Woods |
| The village idiot |
Hey, where did all this Norton
stuff come from? |
| Suggested attire at
Brainiac's stuffy Heidelberg Country Club. Suggested attire
at the Reading Open - especially for the Women's division |
Ridley Moron arrested
after winning Reading open low net |
| Norton guys working off
a hangover after 5 hours of electric slide at the Sheraton with burnsie and Ginger
Lynn. And what's with the matching golf shirts. |
"Come on Pops, spot the
chief a twenty, the chief's MAC card is demagnetized, you know the chief is good for
it. The chief's looking good tonight, she's into the chief's antics -
huge" |
| Fat, lazy, and stupid -
is no way to go through life son. |
The Reading Open celebrates diversity - even child molesters can play. We also have shysters, the mentally challenged,
visionaries LESBIANS,
x-cons, alcoholics, narcissists, old
nascar morons and new nascar idiots |
| Last - But not least - POPS in HEAVEN |
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