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MIKE "MAULER" DEAL WINS 2000 READING OPEN By Beating Fellow RIDLEY MORON ADS!!!!!!!
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Mike the Mauler, seen here donning the prestigious herringbone jacket, is all smiles after supposedly winning the Reading Open. A closer examination of the scorecards reveals the real winner - click here to view the "real champ" - it sure as hell wasn't fraidy cat Brainiac who wimped out with a boo-boo on his pinky. |
For complete Results (and anecdotes) of the 2000 Reading Open - click here
Some Reading Open Highlights listed Below
| Markie-mark Polins wins award for best quote of Reading Open when discussing golfing with salesman Joe | Eat-me Tortellini invites the pops 4-some in for a little snack |
| Rocky Ryan can't make this year's open as he had to work | Mirror, mirror, on the wall - who has the most hair of all...MEATSIE,MEATSIE, you my dear. |
| Collingdale guys - let's see , our tee time is in about an hour - let's load up the carts now...an hour later on the first tee- any of you guys bring money?... the money bucket after the dale boys leave. | Steve Cap, last year's best dressed winner, abandons the wifebeater t-shirt from last year, instead going with an army surplus look from armani and again takes the best dressed award despite stiff Competition |
| Carpet Muncher Kline Breaks the golden rule | High Score is good - right? |
| Hey Cuz, I'll pick up the tab for the 4-some at the first tee bucket - now let's see - there are 4 of us at $2 a piece - that comes to ....ah...well....ah...$5 bucks oughta cover it | This year's picture of the year |
Thanks for your contributions; Luke made over
bucks on this years outing!!!