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2000 Highlights

 

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MIKE "MAULER" DEAL WINS 2000 READING OPEN By Beating Fellow RIDLEY MORON ADS!!!!!!!

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That coat's a little tight - eh mauler?

Mike the Mauler, seen here donning  the prestigious herringbone jacket, is all smiles after supposedly winning the Reading Open.  A closer examination of the scorecards reveals the real winner - click here to view the "real champ"  - it sure as hell wasn't fraidy cat Brainiac who wimped out with a boo-boo on his pinky.


For complete Results (and anecdotes) of the 2000 Reading Open - click here

Some Reading Open Highlights listed Below

Markie-mark Polins wins award for best quote of Reading Open when discussing golfing with salesman Joe Eat-me Tortellini invites the pops 4-some in for a little snack
Rocky Ryan can't make this year's open as he had to work Mirror, mirror, on the wall - who has the most hair of all...MEATSIE,MEATSIE, you my dear.
Collingdale guys - let's see , our tee time is in about an hour - let's load up the carts now...an hour later on the first tee- any of you guys bring money?... the money bucket after the dale boys leave. Steve Cap, last year's best dressed winner, abandons the wifebeater t-shirt from last year, instead going with an army surplus look from armani and again takes the best dressed award despite stiff Competition
Carpet Muncher Kline Breaks the golden rule High Score is good - right?
Hey Cuz, I'll pick up the tab for the 4-some at the first tee bucket - now let's see -  there  are 4 of us at $2 a piece - that comes to ....ah...well....ah...$5 bucks oughta cover it This year's picture of the year

Thanks for your contributions; Luke made over Hit Counter bucks on this years outing!!!