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After the magic flip of the tee, cousin Jimi is selected to tee off first on this short 270 straight ahead par 4.  "No past" wusses out and uses the 7 wood instead of the driver.  He  then hits a wimpy tee shot left and short and is miraculously 9the ball must have hot a spectator) left with an  open 50 yard chip shot to the green.   Aquavelva says "I left my skirt at home - I think I'll go with the driver" and proceeds to crush one past the green and to the right - near Hole#16 tee box. After about ten minutes of searching,  Aquavelva's caddie (fellow picksburg loser witzee) somehow conveniently locates Aquavelva's ball only about 20 yards off the green.  Click here to see what they do with their tee shots!


Cousin Jimi Chickens out and  shanks the 7.  If you look closely he may have teed his ball up in front of the Tee Markers - looks like we need a ruling!  You can see Meats the excellent caddie in the background - really - how can you miss him

Stinky Aquavelva blasts one out of sight with the driver - it's a little right and past the green but it should be OK.  Notice that stinky's caddie (witzee) can not be found in the picture

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